What if I was a woman talking about sex?

Seriously? What if I was?
Seems to work for Abby Lee. Incredibly bloody well.
Seems to work for that made up character. You know the one I mean.
Pretending I'm a woman for the moment, I'm going to try something quite gratuitous.

He was tall. Like a tree. None of that bonsai crap though. He was a tall tree.
It occured to me, while staring quite reflexivly at his penis, that if I had sexual realtions with this man, he'd be the tallest man I had ever had.
< See post about first midget orgy >
Of course I'm just a woman (No, really, I am) and my role in such social situations is nomrally quite straight forward. I'm in the tower and wait politely...

I'm not a very good woman, am I?